The logic of Captain Jack Sparrow.
Why do I get the feeling that this is what Sherlock Holmes thinks when people call him insane?
There’s a reason he wanted to be a pirate
HOLY FUCKING CARRIBEAN!LOCK
Guest post by @Scriblit, who knows that Benedict Cumberbatch has high standards when it comes to fluids.
Benedict Cumberbatch is disgusted by this coffee
Benedict Cumberbatch is angered by this brandy
Benedict Cumberbatch is infuriated by this tea
Benedict Cumberbatch resents this water
Benedict Cumberbatch momentarily thought this Darjeeling was OK - then realised that, no, he hates that too
Benedict Cumberbatch is frustrated by his own salty tears
In an old house in Paris, all covered with vines, lived twelve little girls in two straight lines.
Things I never noticed till now: Madeline is brushing her teeth side to side.
madeline was a little rebel
Madeline was a bad bitch
Madeline didn’t choose the thug life. The thug life chose Madeline.
You guys seriously just made my existence better.